Mad Oshea
Taking a break
I just stepped in after a long day at the grind stone, with My tobacco things (to do list) -And Linda said," Come in here"! I was thinking, I did somethig that was out of line or color for My (Time of year thing) OK Guys and Gals-- No tampoon thing with Us- Just, We have a time of month for every thing ( daily) Can't You tell? Any way, She handed Me a box and said " It was set next to Your tobacco plants that were close to the door like it was for Me to find". What thuuu?? So I opened it , and It was a BLACK OPS Portfolio. I slowly fliped the two latches , and pushed the paricord to the side . Then with a "GULP" slowly opened the portfolio... I was greeted with a mission to conquer the four listed! If opened more than one minute, Needs to be destructed at will.. The names in the portfolio are as put, And if You are out there . Hide! You will go to the maker! Names of the marked are as listed for distruction,- CAMACHO, AKA -NO FOOT TOBACO ( solid "C")- Next is BOLIVAR, Man of tall callar- AKA PIN STRIPE RED, MONTECRISTO, AKA The DARK AVENGER,- And last is the dreaded XX JOSE', AKA - UEDO, HOYO DE MONTEREY. "IF YOU TAKE THIS MISSION"! LEAVE NO MARK TO SEE BUTT ASH!!! So, I sat in My Tobacco patch- And after a slow beer, Walked slowly into the door and , had to tell the love of My life. I will take this mission, ONLY- if You will help Me? SHE SAID YES! Can You put a Wood tip on them for Me?...... THANK YOU " OLD PUTT CIGAR" That was a gift that I would have never expected........ Scot- MAD- PS : I can't post the pics. so the story was to be told...................