Canadian comedy , that i think you'll get.

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GreenDragon

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When my wife and I got married many years ago, we agreed to never live above the Mason-Dixon line as our poor southern bodies could never handle such cold temps. And I refuse to learn how to shovel snow. The wife think's it a major disaster if she has to scrape a little frost off her windshield. :ROFLMAO:
 

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Work last night was brutal. Thankfully I'm only outside for minutes at a time.

As somebody from the Deep South, this is how we react to Canadian weather between December and March:

Futurama S01E02:
Farmer:
Looky here, city girl. Oxygen don't grow on trees. You'll earn it doing chores on my hydroponic farm. You can go back to your theme park at sunup.
Fry: We could do chores for a few hours.
Leila: Night lasts two weeks on the moon.
Farmer: Yup. Drops down to -173.
Fry: Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Farmer: First one, then the other.
 

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When I was at TA&M, we had a new grad student join the lab. She was from Saskatchewan, Canada. On her first day she announces that there is something wrong with the parking lots. We all looked at her blankly and asked "What do you mean"?

She said, where are the plugs for your car's (engine) block heaters in winter? Do they take them up during the summer or something?

We all looked at each other trying not to laugh, and finally my buddy said: "Sweetheart, if it does drop below freezing one night, it doesn't last long enough to freeze over a birdbath. You won't need to worry about it."
 
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