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[Ben Brand]

Been watching some American Cooking programs- Diners, drive ins and dives, Food network BBQ challenge- man you Yanks can make nice food, love the brisket and pulled pork smoking. So I was thinking , don`t anybody know a lonely old lady with a lot of money, that wants to sponsor me a ticket, so I can come and sample the American goods. I will mow the lawn, rub her feet etc to pay her back.
Enjoy the great foods.
Ben

 

[Michibacy]

Next time you come here to the states I'll have you over and show you a feast man. Get ready to feel "Super sized" (sorry, had to)

 

[Ben Brand]

Never been to the USA, but would love to go. My sisters son worked in the states for a few years, driving combine harvesters for some big farmer and he said every thing is BIG, I can do BIG, no problem.

 

[Jitterbugdude]

Sorry Ben, I get first dibs!. I've been looking for a lady with tons of money that wants to take care of me and all I have to do is rub her feet...

 

[Michibacy]

Never been to the USA, but would love to go. My sisters son worked in the states for a few years, driving combine harvesters for some big farmer and he said every thing is BIG, I can do BIG, no problem.

Especially in farm Country, everything has to be BIG. Either big barns or big tractors haha

 

[Southern Planter]

When I was a bush pilot I had a bunch of South African bush pilot friends who used to get together and make an incredible sausage the name of which I can not pronounce. It was enough to make me want to go to south Africa! Then never would give me the recipe for the spice.

 

[jekylnz]

When I was a bush pilot I had a bunch of South African bush pilot friends who used to get together and make an incredible sausage the name of which I can not pronounce. It was enough to make me want to go to south Africa! Then never would give me the recipe for the spice.

Did they call it boerewors...beef.pork.coriander seeds.black pepper. .etc..its also been known to contain primates. Monkey..etc.Lol

 

[Southern Planter]

Yes! That was it! May have had zebra too.

 

[jekylnz]

Yes! That was it! My have had zebra too.

Im pretty sure that's where the term bush sausage comes from..them putting whatever in it..Zebra.springbok.chimps.wild bulls etc.lol

They all love it aye. .the taste of home. Hahaa

 

[Chicken]

apply online to some of those food network, contest's they have,????

perhaps we will see you on a future, television show.?

just wear a FAIR TRADE TOBACCOO , hat and advertise for us,

 

[Ben Brand]

Thats good for a Kiwi to know the name of our boerewors. Boerewors is serious business in SA, got big competitions for the best boerewors. I love the stuff, especially when you hang it in the wind to dry like biltong (beef Jerky), on the other hand my wife hates the stuff, but what would a pom know????

 

[Ben Brand]

By the way the only primate we use in boerewors are kiwis

 

[jekylnz]

By the way the only primate we use in boerewors are kiwis

Hahahaa they must be hard to find where you are. ..they're hard to find here...

 

[Jitterbugdude]

By the way the only primate we use in boerewors are kiwis

Kiwis are actually primates?.....

 

[Ben Brand]

But at least they play good rugby. That took a lot for me to admit that.

 

[jekylnz]

The aussies are worried we're going to take both cups. ..league and rugby. .lol

 

[Ben Brand]

At least the Aussies beat the poms with cricket, 1st ashes test. good show Bruce

 

[Rickey60]

Maybe a stumped question, but what is "poms"

 

[squeezyjohn]

Me!

 

[Rickey60]

Lol, OK. Now I know..