Who the hells them spiders is?

[BarG]

I have to admit the only snake ever chased me is the kind tried to jump in my boat. theys dead snakes.

Now shoot a bull in the balls with a bb gun and youl be running for your life. Hope you have a lake to jump into.

 

[indianjoe]

Or shoot a cow in the udder and you better get, I spent 4 hours up a tree after that happened when I was about 9 y/o.

 

[Rayshields]

I have to admit the only snake ever chased me is the kind tried to jump in my boat. theys dead snakes.

Now shoot a bull in the balls with a bb gun and youl be running for your life. Hope you have a lake to jump into.

I am so glad that I was not the only country kid in the world who had to invent devious things to stay entertained. I ain't tellin about what I did with the baby sparrows...but a little whiskey injected into a bullfrog's leg, then a straw up it's butt to blow full of air...turn him loose in a pond and you have entertainment for an hour or more.

 

[Chicken]

I am so glad that I was not the only country kid in the world who had to invent devious things to stay entertained. I ain't tellin about what I did with the baby sparrows...but a little whiskey injected into a bullfrog's leg, then a straw up it's butt to blow full of air...turn him loose in a pond and you have entertainment for an hour or more.

just reading that, made me chuckle,