If "Redneckistan" don't come from Turkey, it ought to man. [The pun in the previous sentence is so truly awful that even I can't allow it to remain on the page, without at least admitting an eye roll and a pathetic groan.] I would use the term, "Appalachia", instead of "Redneckistan", but fear that some might accuse me of racism--that is, condemn me as an elitist who does not consider NASCAR to be an actual sport. So Rednekistan it is.
Speaking of Appalachia, there is a vague history from the 1600s of a Spanish warship that took hundreds of Turks captive (they were at war then) [some stories say they were Portuguese captives], intending to sell them into slavery in the Caribbean, but due to devastating storms at sea, abandoned the captured Turks onto the coast of what is now North Carolina. These "Turks" were said to have migrated inland, taken Native American squaws, as well as free African wives, and eventually settled into the Appalachian mountain chain. This is one of the many conflicting legends of the origin of Melungeons--a bronze skin, Turkish appearing population (long head, long, narrow nose, blue eyes) still present today in central Appalachia, in the region of the Cumberland Gap (southwest Virginia, eastern Kentucky and eastern Tennessee).
On the distant subject of vegetables -- does anyone know what sort of tiny, green caterpillar invades cucumbers? My next door neighbor gave me a handful of large cucumbers yesterday, and while they rested in a colander in my sink, after rinsing, a 0.75" long, apple green caterpillar crawled out of a tiny hole in one of the cukes, and said, "Howdy!"
Bob